imsoshive:

Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after

black-sheep-of-cer:

addicted-toher-lips:

Can I just fast forward to the night I’m sitting on the kitchen floor with my beautiful fiancé eating take out and talking about planning our wedding

Fuck. This would be amazing.

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lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

the0ldhype:

I was gonna say something slick, but you dropped 2 albums. How about a tour? Nahhh you’ll just never show up to sing